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concord000
Date: 2006-11-20 12:22
Subject: Learned something interesting about Jones Soda and parenthood
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Well, the 24 hour vacation didn't go as well as hoped: the kid has four gibraltars pushing through her gums and to hear her you would think they really ARE life size replicas of the rock.  got to do a little target shooting though which was mildly cathartic, but somewhat anti-social.  But I DID learn two things:
1) the two circa WWI revolvers (English Webley rechambered to .45 acp and a S&W model 1917 in same) that I have been working on make MUCH better wall hangers than shooting pieces. O-effin'-W.  And if they explode then I will lose a fairly significant investment.  Oh, and probably at least one hand and the side of my face.  But the latter would probably be a welcome change.
2) 1+ year old Candy Corn Jones Soda, when opened at range with the assistance of a .22, has an alarming tendency to summon assumedly starving chipmunks.....

Saw "Casino Royale" Friday night, the missus actually suggested it which in turn suggests that a) my tastes are rubbing off on her or more likely b) the new Bond must be sufficiently attractive.
After the movie have surmised that the new Bond is DEFINITELY "cut", but not sure the rugged looks are... too rugged.  Happily, I am not a suitable judge of said characteristics.  Also, after the foot chase near the begining of the movie I have decided that I a) need to work out a LOT and b) get a pair of air jordans.

Finally, I have accepted the fact that our daughter will not let us alone when, even though we are seperated by miles of distance, anonymously sitting in a darkened theatre, engrossed (as much as one can be) in an action adventure film, as a wide panned shot of a euro train worming its way through the foothills of the Balkans I hear the soft words "choo-choo" channeled through my wife sitting next to me.
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An old school LJ gone on to a better place: Bucky!
User: [info]angryjonny
Date: 2006-11-20 16:34 (UTC)
Subject: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
Keyword:Bucky!
2) 1+ year old Candy Corn Jones Soda, when opened at range with the assistance of a .22, has an alarming tendency to summon assumedly starving chipmunks.....

Just for that, I'm bringing you tidings of comfort and Gingerbread House Cola for Christmas...
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-20 22:07 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
you are neglecting the provisio of the holiday invitation
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An old school LJ gone on to a better place
User: [info]angryjonny
Date: 2006-11-21 00:47 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
Much like all rules, there are ways around this proviso Mr. [info]concord000...
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-21 04:54 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
Around is fine and encouraged. Roughly ignoring is considered gauche'.
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An old school LJ gone on to a better place
User: [info]angryjonny
Date: 2006-11-21 05:23 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
Me, gauche? Never! I have every intention of circumventing your interdiction with all predictable aplomb.
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-21 05:25 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
swell, and I have every intention of rewarding such efforts with unrestrained, naked violence. Let your literal/literary mind gnaw on THAT for awhile.
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morhault
User: [info]morhault
Date: 2006-11-21 13:44 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
As horrible as it was I am sure the Jones being the age it was deserved the high caliber euthanasia inflicted on it by Dr. Kevo...I mean concorvorkia...um..by..[info]concord000.
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-21 14:14 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
you can't get much lower caliber than a .22
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morhault
User: [info]morhault
Date: 2006-11-21 15:28 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
As opposed to the rubber band and paper clip that is all the power you really need to put a hole in one of these poor little defenseless cans?

.22 is low when considering shooting me...and I am sure there will be some sort of balistic lesson involved, but consider shooting me at the same range and aiming for the general body, not the head and or wedding tackle.
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-21 15:39 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
paper clip? Well maybe YOU can get a paperclip to punch through a sealed can at 20 yards, but not me.
And you are a touch larger than a 1/2 can of Jones soda..... and I think it's best to leave it at that.
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morhault
User: [info]morhault
Date: 2006-11-21 16:11 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
The heavier duty ones and a good string rubber band will go through sheetrock at roughly 30 feet with maximum stretch and correct clip adjustment...Odd what you figure out when your bored.

"And you are a touch larger than a 1/2 can of Jones soda..... and I think it's best to leave it at that."

Good idea.
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-22 14:38 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER
we focused our attention towards rapid fire low impact RB tools. More fun to hit people multiple times than shooting office supplies through each other. though there were a few candidates at merril when I worked there.
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morhault
User: [info]morhault
Date: 2006-11-20 16:36 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
What a waste of soda..although a year old probably best to give it to said little furry ones.

Wait until you see what is channeled...have you had the "Waking up hearing her cry and everything is alright then you can't get back top bed because that is all you hear?"
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-20 22:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Yep. Heard it from Maine to Pennsylvania.
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stratfordgal
User: [info]stratfordgal
Date: 2006-11-20 18:19 (UTC)
Subject: A Woman's Perspective...
After seeing a still photo of the new James Bond without his shirt (I plan to see the movie this weekend) I will say that the man's pecs and arms make up for his slightly too rugged facial features. I would not kick him out of bed.
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-20 22:06 (UTC)
Subject: Re: A Woman's Perspective...
And, may I suggest, with the uptmost respect and congeniality, that you likely would not have to kick him into your bed either.
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morhault
User: [info]morhault
Date: 2006-11-21 17:30 (UTC)
Subject: Re: A Woman's Perspective...
Is there an entry in your LJ missing?
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concord000
User: [info]concord000
Date: 2006-11-22 14:36 (UTC)
Subject: Re: A Woman's Perspective...
prolly, I realized an email would probably be more appropos.
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